I want to set this website on fire I’m just gonna go before it gets worse
I remember when teen titans was bout somethin
wendyvainity means the world to me
Get it together. Control it. Don’t feel. Don’t feel. Don’t feel!
I mean, she doesn’t entirely understand what’s going on. I think that my daughter thinks that her Olaf doll is some form of black magic. That Daddy is somehow throwing his voice into this little teddy bear. Because sometimes she’ll press it and I’ll be standing there, not moving my mouth and it’s like some sick ventriloquist is doing some weird dummy show for his daughter.
But Ava’s smart. She got it the second she saw the Frozen teaser in a movie theater. I took her to see ‘Monsters University .’ And the teaser trailer for ‘Frozen’ didn’t have any dialogue. It only had my laugh. But as soon as she heard that laugh coming off of the screen, Ava looked at me and said ‘That’s Dadda,’ Josh concluded. “I swear to God that I had never explained it to her. I had never told her ‘Your Dad’s in a Disney movie’ because Ava’s only 2 1/2 and she doesn’t understand Disney or movie. But the fact of the matter is that she knew that voice coming off that movie screen was her Dad. And now, that’s how Ava identifies the characters from ‘Frozen.’ First there’s Elsa, then Anna and finally Daddy.
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when someone picks a fight w/ u on a topic u know forwards and backwards
what the fuck century was this set in, anyway?
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am I the only person who says ‘ow’ in surprise even if what happened didn’t remotely hurt me
officer come quick there’s been a robbery
don’t you mean a ro-bear-y
THAT IS THE CUTEST POLICE OFFICER LADY AND BEAR I HAVE EVER SEEN LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE ADORABLE.
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.